How Toilet Seat Cut in Islamorada Came to Be

Updated: March 2026

Toilet Seat Cut Islamorada is one of the Florida Keys’ most unusual boating landmarks, combining local ingenuity with decades of quirky tradition. What began as a practical shortcut through Florida Bay has evolved into a decorated channel and a well-known stop for boaters exploring Islamorada.

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Key Questions

What is Toilet Seat Cut in Islamorada?
It is a manmade boating channel in Florida Bay lined with decorated toilet seats, originally created as a shortcut between Plantation Key waterways.

Why does it matter?
It reflects the creativity and character of the Florida Keys boating community while serving as a functional navigation route.

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Toilet Seat Cut, a bona fide tourist attraction, is in the waters of Florida Bay around mile marker 90 in Islamorada. About 250 decorated toilet seats line a 60-feet-wide manmade channel near mangrove islands and seagrass flats enabling boat travel between the western end of Plantation Key and the eastern end. A five-foot-tall pirate and mailbox are part of the decorations planted in the marl as well.

How Toilet Seat Cut began was a mystery — even for 40-year residents of the Upper Keys — until a phone call came from a woman claiming to know its story.

Cheryl Lamp shed light on the history of the useful shortcut, verified by a longtime Florida Keys family, the Wrenns, who have a street named after them near Coral Shores High School.

A Miami-based architect, Vernon D. Lamp, built a second home in 1956 on three lots in the Plantation Key Colony neighborhood of the Keys. He enjoyed fishing and was a member of the Miami Rod and Reel Club. His children, Steven and Cheryl, loved coming to the Keys. They participated in the Elks Lodge sailing races, and Cheryl recalled going to Rusty’s Bait and Tackle, which doesn’t exist anymore, and collecting starfish and sea urchins from the Bay and painting some of them to sell to tourists. Ted Williams, baseball hall of famer, was a guest at the Lamp’s “Key House,” as they called it.

When Vernon departed in his boat from his home on Coconut Palm Boulevard to have dinner at the Plantation Yacht Harbor at mile marker 87 bayside, he grew tired of having to take a long, slow and circuitous journey out to Cow Pens to get to the restaurant that was a mere three miles away as the crow flies. So, little by little, he carved a throughway in the wavering seagrass on the flat close to his neighborhood.

According to his daughter, Cheryl, her father attached a 50 horsepower motor to his boat named “Bucktail” and dredged through the grassy flat. With persistence, he eventually created a five-to-six-foot wide channel, wide enough for a small johnboat or flats skiff to motor through. Then, he added posts to mark the way.

In 1960, along came Hurricane Donna, which passed over the Florida Keys. On one of the posts that Lamp had installed in his cut, a nail jutted out, and after the storm had passed, Lamp motored through his favorite shortcut and received a surprise. On that nail hung the rim of a toilet seat. There had been much damage in the Keys, and household belongings like this toilet seat simply blew away in the storm. “He washed it, disinfected it, painted it and hung it right back where it had landed after Donna,” Cheryl said. “My father had a sense of humor.”

Tom Wrenn graduated from Coral Shores High School in 1966 when it was one building for Kindergarten through 12th grades and was friends with Steven Lamp. “There were 39 kids in my graduating class,” he recalled.

“Vernon was an absolute character. He was a teaser. He put that toilet seat with no hinges on one side of the cut and the toilet seat lid on the other end so he could find his way home after dark with a spotlight. Back then, there was no protection for the seagrass like there is now.

In the 60s, it was only wide enough for a single propeller. Every time, I went back to the Keys after moving to New York in 1971, it kept getting wider and more elaborate. It’s a tourist attraction now.”

Keys residents and visitors quietly commemorate events like birthdays, weddings and spring break by hanging toilet seats now. It is not legal, but that hasn’t stopped the tradition that began 56 years ago.

This is like one of those rare things that everyone needs to check off… In truth… Have you been here? Chime in below in the comments

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Market Perspective

• Informal navigation routes like Toilet Seat Cut highlight how local boaters historically shaped waterways before modern environmental regulations.

• Today, protected seagrass flats in Florida Bay make similar dredging projects highly restricted, underscoring how unique this channel’s origin is.

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• The Cut represents a blend of function and folklore, where a practical shortcut evolved into a cultural landmark for the boating community.

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What to Do Next

Exploring the Florida Keys by boat? Add unique stops like Toilet Seat Cut to your route and discover the stories behind the waterways you travel.

For more cruising guides, hidden destinations, and boating history, explore additional features on All At Sea.

Jill Borski has written for ALL AT SEA since 2016.