Shipboard Guests & Other Sadistic Delights

The only reason to invite guests aboard is to torture them. I’m just being honest. Let’s put it a different way: ever notice how the word SAILOR and SICKOS have the same number of letters—and start with the same letter as well? Coincidence? I don’t think so! Why invite a dirt-dweller aboard if not to … Continue reading Shipboard Guests & Other Sadistic Delights