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Beyond Speed: Designing a Boat for the Ultimate Ocean Adventure

The perfect boat only exists in relation to its design criteria and its eventual use. That’s why the best details of a racing boat can be actual drawbacks on a cruising boat. This is why boats designed to circumnavigate look so different (in nearly every way) from racing boats. 

For example: A racing boat needs, first and foremost, to be fast—but only strong enough to finish the race. Since a racing boat spends the highest percentage of its time on the wind, its speed-made-good to windward is of paramount importance. 

Think about it. The length of the race is the must-do endurance goal. Contrast this to our very windy, very rough, 48 days out-of-sight-of-land in the vast Pacific during our fourth circ. 

There’s a difference—a vast difference between hours and years. 

I congratulated one Australian owner of a certain type of flimsy production boat that his keel wasn’t “grinning.” “She’s almost brand new,” he said, puzzled. 

We sailed across the lower Indian Ocean together. Neither of us ran aground or stressed our vessels in any unusual way. Upon hauling out in Cape Town, he was horrified to see about an 18-inch-long crack in the forward hull-to-keel joint. The waves had literally been pounding the keel off as he sailed. 

Oops. 

Light is good, sure—but weak is dangerous.

Our $3,000 Wild Card was sloop-rigged. We sailed twice around the world aboard her.
Our $3,000 Wild Card was sloop-rigged. We sailed twice around the world aboard her.

Earning to Sail, Sailing to Earn

A good cruising boat, on the other hand, needs to be able to survive a wide variety of weather conditions in safety and comfort. It also needs to be able to carry enough supplies to weekend or vacation aboard. Plus, dry decks allow for open hatches, which makes the entire boat more livable. And the ability to anchor in all conditions is of paramount importance. 

The perfect boat to circumnavigate aboard must be, first and foremost, crew friendly for years on end. It also must be able to carry an enormous payload of provisions, supplies, spare parts, and fluids. Just the electrical needs are enormous—and growing daily. (Our Ganesh had nine solar cells during our third circ!)

Since a boat intended for circumnavigating almost never has to sail long distances on-the-wind, its windward ability mostly pertains to being able to beat off a lee shore in heavy weather. Thus, light air windward ability isn’t nearly as important as heavy air ability in big seas.  

Boats that can claw off a lee shore have to be strong—as do boats that occasionally ground. Modern boats with wobbly, stick-on keels gobble up the race course in light airs; but often aren’t heavy, deep, strong, and directionally stable enough to claw off in adverse, breaking-wave conditions. Lee shores are a real danger and a fatal one if you can’t claw back out to sea. How often does this happen? Once a month? Once a year? Once a circumnavigation? 

The better the skipper, the less it happens, but eventually all offshore sailors are faced with a deadly lee shore. 

This, as much as anything, separates the men from the boys or the females from the girls. (Each year, more circumnavigating skippers are women—and my experience is that almost all of them are fine, fine sailors.)

Now, I love to race on boats with aft cockpits—especially offshore. Why? Because I can see the sails better, and most of the spray will sheet to loo’ard forward while going to windward. 

However, while circumnavigating, we rarely sail to windward. Thus, amidship cockpits are actually drier and safer than many aft cockpits while, say, getting pooped in the Indian Ocean. (Pooped = cockpit filled up with water by the vessel being engulfed by a breaking sea over its transom. An important consideration? Yes. Ganesh was once pooped and had its cockpit filled every 40 seconds… for 28 hours!)

Carlotta
Carlotta

Inquiring Letters to the esteemed Fatty Goodlander

Amidship cockpits on boats over 40 feet allow for a spacious aft cabin, a spacious engine compartment accessible from two sides, and massive storage. Plus, the motion amidships is less than the hobby-horsing elevator ride fore and aft. 

Let’s talk about tankage. 

We use the half/thirds rule. We use 1/3 of our water in the first half of our passage and 1/3 of our water during the second half—and, thus, come in with 1/3 of our water as a realistic safety margin in case we get blown back out to sea at the last minute. We’ve found that if we’re reasonably careful, we only use three gallons a day offshore—and can, if extremely miserly, survive on half that. (We have two fresh water tanks. We also have a completely separate different ‘deck collection fresh water’ system with its own tank and faucet. Plus, we have a salt water pump on our galley. (Three faucets.) 

Twice we sailed around the world with no watermaker. At one point in our first circ, we went four and a half months without taking water aboard—trapping it on deck instead. Currently we have a PUR unit that came with the boat. It makes 3 gallons an hour—and both myself or my wife can rebuild the damn thing blindfolded. (Yes, we can always get it to dribble some precious freshwater but only if we tear it to bits and loudly curse at its innards.)

We carry 120 gallons of diesel fuel. But that’s not all. We carry enough lube oil for two changes—and three lube filters. We carry enough 5-year coolant to fully replace the three gallons inside our engine—plus a separate gallon for topping off. We carry distilled water for our lead/acid batteries. Don’t forget transmission fluid! 

Of course, fluids are heavy. As are hurricane anchors, cordage, Jordan Series drogues, and life rafts. And we purposely stow all this stuff amidships not at the ends. 

Wild Card, our light Hughes 38, was dangerous offshore with its two anchors and 200 feet of 10mm chain forward on the bow—but she was a sweet sailer with all that stuff stowed below amidships. 

Everyone knows that you shouldn’t carry excessive weight aboard—and that’s true—but it is often the placement of that weight that is really critical.

Pride and Fall of a Mariner

Weight at the ends of a yacht causes severe hobby-horsing, which increases wetted surface and destroys performance, especially to windward.

This is why we don’t have a wind generator or a tower-of-power aft—like the CT37 next to us did off Madagascar in a prolonged gale, when it flipped keel-up and we had a second cup of coffee and warm fresh bread from our gimballed oven. 

Yes, we practice what we preach. We never crossed an ocean in Wild Card without bringing all our chain and anchors from forward and lashing them below to the mainmast base in the head. 

Ketch rigs are almost non-existent these days. I agree they are inefficient, except while circumnavigating shorthanded. Our four working sails are small—jib, staysail, main, and mizzen—and our easily hoisted and doused mizzen staysail is nearly as large as our main. Sailing off the hook is easy with the mizzen—just push it to one side as you begin to make sternway in order to guarantee you’ll sail off on the tack desired. Yes, we can, and do, heave-to temporarily under mizzen alone. 

Of course, we use the mizzen to dampen our roll in harbors with swells. We also use it to turn/angle our boat up to 25 degrees while at anchor. This often is the difference between rolling from rail-to-rail and barely rolling—especially if combined with a bridle. (We also have flopper-stoppers because I want to be able to comfortably anchor where almost no other yacht can.)

To sum up: Ketch rigs are often slow, especially to windward. I don’t recommend them to most people unless they intend to circumnavigate west-about when shorthanded—then they are utter magic. 

We often drop the entire main and jog off under jig-and-jigger (jib and mizzen) safely and with full control in short lived gales. (In prolonged gales we hoist our storm trysail and in ultimate storms we consider our Jordan Series Drogue or our Paratech sea anchor.)

We love our ketch rig. The mizzen gives us a convenient place to put our radar (we took off the wind generator to reduce roll). Oh, and we have spreader lights, anchor lights, and deck lights on our mizzen as well. (Wanna understand how rough the Indian Ocean is? Well, we always leave with three sets of perfectly-sealed running lights, but often arrive in Cape Town with only one set still working. They tend to fail by height-above-water—with our bow bicolor the first to go and our masthead tricolor usually the last.)

Boat Maintenance: Pre- & Post-Covid

It’s important to realize that almost all sailors eventually learn how to sail their vessel—usually somewhere around 20,000 miles into their circumnavigation. Thus, I can tell you how to sail Carlotta, Wild Card, or Ganesh in both light and heavy airs. 

However, that doesn’t mean I know how to sail your boat. I can heave-to Ganesh in five minutes to survive 72 hours of 50-knot winds. However, I just hove-to a friend’s fin keel boat—and it took me almost two hours of playing with rudder, sheet, outhaul, halyard and topping lift before I got her to stop hunting and have zero forward speed. (Poke a damp paper towel underwater with a boat hook on the windward side. If the paper appears it is being magically sucked to windward into the breakers—that means your vessel is trimmed perfectly with no forereaching. Large scary waves will break behind and forward of you—but not upon you. If, however, the paper appears to quarter off at a 45-degree angle astern, we’re still fore-reaching and might be sailing out of the turbulence/slick that is taking the sting out of the seas.)

Many people think that you have a choice of three different displacement boats while circumnavigating—light, medium, and heavy. That’s not true because even the lightest racing yacht becomes a medium or medium-heavy displacement yacht when all the gear and provisions for circing are loaded aboard. 

If you hang out in the Caribbean where provisions and spare parts are plentiful, your lightweight boat might only be slightly overweight while anchored off St. Barts—but by the time you emerge from the Panama Canal, it will weigh another 2,000 pounds or so. 

And we haven’t even mentioned chafe. Rolling downwind for 30,000 miles is extremely hard on sails, running rigging, gear, and—most of all—humans. 

Here’s just one example—normally, I buy the correct length jib sheets. While circumnavigating, however, I buy them 30 feet longer than needed so I can chop-off two feet every 1,500 ocean miles or so—to renew the area where my sheet goes through my spin pole jaws. (On our fourth circ I began using a snatch block outboard and low on the pole—and this greatly reduces chafe on the outboard sheet end.)

Basically, all the gear you need on a circ has to be robust. A California sailor whose boat is moored in Long Beach might be okay with his cheap electric autopilot lasting three years—which would translate into a single week of a 260-week circumnavigation. 

This is why I have a robust Monitor windvane for use while under sail and also an hydraulically-operated ram on my electro autopilot—a unit designed and built for use on commercial fishing boats in Alaska. (Yes, it draws 12 amps but so what while the engine is running?)

To sum up—all boats are compromises. But if you circumnavigate-as-lifestyle, your life (and the life of your loved ones) will depend on your boat and its gear repeatedly. Many boats are designed and constructed to be dock queens—and, dollar-for-dollar, they are pretty-okay things to get drunk aboard while plugged into shore power. 

Offshore vessels, however, are different. Mother Ocean is a harsh mistress—and if you refuse to learn basic seamanship, she kills you. (Not vengefully, just with utter and complete indifference.) 

Double the Haul: St. Kitts Marine Works Strengthens Grip on Yacht Services in the Caribbean

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They have one of the largest-rated travel lifts at 150T in the English-speaking Caribbean. In June 2023, St. Kitts Marine Works Ltd. (SKMW) took delivery of a second 150T Marine Travelift 150. Both can lift vessels to 35’ wide and 120’ in length.

“We have days when 6 or 7 boats show up to haul. The yard is so big that it takes time to get to the spots further away. We purchased a second identical lift to have a quicker turnaround time with the boats. This quick turnaround is boosted even more with the forklift handling the smaller boats,” says Regiwell Francis, owner of SKMW, which is located on the western side of St. Kitts in Sandy Point Town, about 11 miles northwest of Basseterre. 

Four Tips for a Hassle-Free Haul-Out

Founded in 2000 by Francis, SKMW has developed a strong reputation for quality yacht work. Services include bottom painting, hull polishing, and waxing; painting, finishing, and varnishing; fiberglass and gelcoat; woodwork and carpentry, and pressure washing. Marine mechanics and electricians are available. The yard also hauls private and commercial vessels, with in-the-ground, anchored storage for hurricane season. The SKMW yard can store over 300 boats. www.skmw.net 

Caribbean Boatyard Haul-out Tips

Culebra Island Guide: Top 10 Must-Visit Spots for a Caribbean Escape

Do you want to visit an island that feels like the Caribbean from 30-40 years ago with a Spanish flair? Then you want to head to the tiny island of Culebra, 20 miles east of Puerto Rico. Having been based in St Thomas for most of my 12+ year charter career, I have been to Culebra many, many times and I consistently say it is my favorite island in the Caribbean. Let’s dive into my top ten for the island of Culebra.

10. Downtown Culebra –

Make sure you temper your expectations when you read “downtown,” because the island is only 5 by 7 miles in size and the town is only a handful of streets. With that said, it is a great little town to walk around in. The central plaza and church are the highlight and everything seems to revolve around this area. Personally, I love the post office, because it has an old west feel to it. If you sail over in a boat most people anchor in the huge bay of Ensenada Honda on the east side of town. I personally find this bay to be bumpy a lot due to the trade winds and I prefer to anchor on the other side of town in Sardinas Bay. It is always calm and never crowded. You just have the ferry coming in several times a day.

9. Culebra Bridge –

The downtown area is divided by a natural canal that connects Ensenada Honda and Sardinas Bay. You would think you could go from one to the other easily, but the canal is fairly shallow and narrow. Plus there is a lift bridge you would have to deal with. The fun story of the bridge is that when it was built back in the day they had a dedication ceremony showing off the fact it was lifted up to let boats through the canal. Well that first time it got stuck and when they finally got someone out to get it back down they decided to never raise it again. It is fun jumping from the bridge into the canal below though.

8. Las Pelás Bay –

On the southeast part of Culebra there is a bay behind a barrier reef that runs between Culebra and the tiny island of Pelá before it makes a 90 degree turn to the north. To get into this bay you have to head halfway into Puerto del Manglar before making an almost 180 degree turn around a shoal. Once inside Las Pelás Bay you will find a quiet anchorage with fantastic protection behind the reef…that is until the weekend when boats from Puerto Rico come to party.

7. Point Soldado Bay –

The southernmost bay on the west coast is protected from the easterly trade winds, but a swell seems to usually make it around Point Soldado making this a day time anchorage. That does not matter because snorkeling here is a delight due to the coral farm the university has set up to grow and study various corals.

6. Point Tamarindo Grande –

Further up the west coast past town and Sardinas Bay there is a good overnight anchorage on either side of Point Tamarindo, depending on which way the swell is coming in. Here I have always found great snorkeling that has captured our attention every time I have been here. Beware the next bay to the south is called Bahia Tamarindo and you will get lots of flies due to the island dump, so stay in the anchorages on either side of Point Tamarindo Grande.

5. Luis Pena –

A mile west of Culebra is the small island of Luis Pena, which has been turned into a wildlife preserve. There are four anchorages around the island that provide “ok” to great protection. The snorkeling is spectacular all around the island and the northern anchorage has a beautiful small beach, although you must pay attention to the north swell at this anchorage. 

4. Flamenco Beach –

Located on the north coast, this half moon shaped beach is a mile long and regularly is included in many top beaches list. The bay is somewhat protected and there are some food and drink vendor huts available. This is the one place on the island that can feel a bit crowded, but the beach is worth it. To add a bit of uniqueness, you will find two WW2 Sherman tanks on the beach. They are leftover artifacts from the period between 1939 and 1975 when the US Navy used the island as a gunnery range.

3. Restaurants –

You would not think that an island with a population of 1700 and lacking any resorts or hotels (you will mostly just find guest houses and cottages) would have a great restaurant scene, but you would be wrong. While the food is excellent at many restaurants on the island, they all are very low key as far as atmosphere, which fits right in with the island vibe as a whole. While Mamacitas has the biggest name recognition I feel the Dinghy Dock is the best on the island with Zaco’s Tacos a close second.

2. Dakity anchorage –

Located on the port side as you enter the large Ensenada Honda anchorage you will find a small anchorage behind a barrier reef. I have spent many nights here with absolutely nothing blocking the trade winds. Even when the winds are north of 20 knots the anchorage is flat calm and that breeze is so cool and refreshing. I always find interesting things to see when I snorkel here and the cut in the middle of the reef is very interesting to snorkel. This is one of my all time favorite anchorages due to the protection, quietness, and snorkeling.

1. Culebrita –

I think you would be hard pressed to find anyone that does not have Culebrita as their #1 destination around Culebra. This little island off the east coast of Culebra is a deserted gem. There are two anchorages to choose from. The western one offers better protection and snorkeling, but the north one is off the stunning Tortuga Beach which is a small version of Flamenco Beach minus the tanks and vendors. During the week you will be one of the only boats here, but during the weekend it can be overwhelmed with power boats from Puerto Rico and takes on a party atmosphere. If you walk to the far eastern end of the anchorage you will find a notch in the rocks that the swell comes crashing in as you sit in a pool of water that is called the Jacuzzi. A trip to Culebrita would not be complete without a hike up to the lighthouse, which was the last lighthouse built by the Spanish Empire in the Americas. The vantage gives you a spectacular view of the surrounding reefs and you can see St Thomas to the East.

Captain Shane and Lily are back in the Virgin Islands running charters after spending two years cruising the Greater Antilles and Central America. You can read all about them and their travels at svGuidingLight on the web or your favorite social media.

Powerhouse Partnership: Dream Yacht Charter and Paradise Yacht Management Join Forces

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Like sea and shore, a partnership between one of the world’s largest yacht charter operations and a leading exclusively crewed term charter yacht management company, is a perfect combination. In September, Dream Yacht Worldwide, headquartered in Annapolis, MD, announced it was teaming up with U.S. Virgin Islands-based Paradise Yacht Management. Paradise will take over the recruitment, training, and management of crews for most of Deam Yacht’s fully crewed yachts in the Virgin Islands and Bahamas, while Dream Yacht focuses on marketing and distribution of the yachts.

What’s more, Dream Yacht will expand its fully crewed yacht product offerings by adding additional yacht models that are currently managed by Paradise. These include, for example, the Fountaine Pajot Samana 59 and Fountaine Pajot 80. Other catamarans available in the program include the Bali 5.4, Lagoon 51, Lagoon 55, and Lagoon 60.

“We are excited to have Paradise Yacht Management at our side as we increase our footprint in the crewed yacht market and move towards offering our guests an option for larger, more luxurious yachts than previously in our fleet. This step will also come with the opportunity to sell a wider variety of yachts into our yacht ownership programs and guarantee our owners a consistent top-tier service for their crewed yachts,” says Dan Lockyer, Dream Yacht’s Chief Commercial Officer.

This partnership with Dream Yacht is a great addition to Paradise’s pipeline of managed yachts, which will accelerate the company’s expansion into other parts of the Caribbean, according to Hank Hampton, co-founder and business development at Paradise Yacht Management. “As specialists in our industry segment of fully crewed term charter management, we are excited to service the Dream Yacht clients.” www.dreamyachtcharter.com, www.paradiseyachtmanagement.com 

VIBE Sets Sail: A First-Look at the Caribbean’s Boutique Boat Show Experience

Test drive the latest experience in yacht buying at the first-annual Virgin Islands Boating Exhibition (VIBE). Set for May 10-12, 2024, at Yacht Haven Grande St. Thomas, in the U.S. Virgin Islands and organized by the Virgin Islands Professional Charter Association (VIPCA), the stage is set for this 2.0 boat show that combines an exclusive boutique ‘vibe’ in a tropical paradise destination all under the U.S. flag. It’s the perfect platform for the trailblazing main event: a chance to stroll the docks to see a curated showcase of new yachts and then take them for a test drive just beyond the marina in one of the world’s most spectacular cruising grounds. The secondary event is a Food and Wine Caribbean experience, producing an event unlike any other boat show. Already, Lagoon, Bali, and Fountaine Pajot are all on board as exhibitors.

“These yachts were built for crystal-clear turquoise waters and sun-drenched beaches, which is why America’s Caribbean Paradise is home to a flourishing charter yacht industry and why St. Thomas is the perfect backdrop for this boutique, luxurious, and intimate show. VIBE delivers a state-of-the-art yachting experience in a climate of Caribbean culture; it’s the first truly ‘destination-style’ boat show,” says Oriel Blake, Executive Director, VIPCA.

Lagoons on Display

Brand new 2024 Lagoons, featured by Lagoon Catamarans and the Caribe Yacht Group, will be on display at VIBE. These include the flagship Lagoon 77, also marketed as the Lagoon SEVENTY7, the Lagoon SIXTY7 power catamaran, and two new designs in the Lagoon 55 and Lagoon 51. These models have been shown globally, but VIBE will mark the first display of these vessels fully kitted out with luxury interior and exterior design elements, the latest toys, and a full crew. This means show attendees can get unique-to-VIBE a fully immersive experience on a test drive, whether soaking up the sights of St. Thomas and the Caribbean Sea on spacious comfortable flybridges outside, or inside through large vertical saloon windows.

“Lagoon catamarans are favored by both private owners and those interested in charter management due to their reputation for quality, comfort, and performance. Our yachts offer a combination of features and support that cater to a wide range of preferences and needs, making them a versatile choice for both private use and charter operations,” says Aurore Bordage, Fort Lauderdale, Florida-based marketing manager, Groupe Beneteau.

Since 1984, Lagoon has built over 7,000 catamarans from 40’ to 78’ LOA, underscoring the Bordeaux, France-headquartered manufacturer as a world leader in this market.

Luxe Vacation Experience Awaits

St. Thomas is known as a fine dining destination. Cutlass & Cane, the newest restaurant in Yacht Haven Grande St. Thomas, is a superb example with its Michelin-worthy seafood menu, crafted mixology offerings, and opulent decor all set waterfront. Cutlass & Cane has partnered with VIBE to produce the show’s ‘Food & Wine Experience’ with lunch served from Noon to 3 p.m. including wine pairings daily. Tickets can be purchased as an add-on to any General Admission VIBE ticket and are included in VIP tickets. General Admission VIBE ticket sales start at $49 per day, plus the Food & Wine Experience add-on at $49.

“Our chefs have been formally educated and trained in some of the best restaurants all over the world, yet we are very much still Caribbean with a sophisticated, international flair,” says owner, Alafia Rawlins. “As such, dishes such as our Braised Oxtails and Caribbean Whelks (akin to l ‘escargot) and our local fish are some of our standouts.”

Strong show partnerships have translated into reduced room rates at some of St. Thomas’ top hotels and resorts such as the Westin Beach Resort & Spa at Frenchman’s Reef; The Ritz-Carlton, St. Thomas; Margaritaville Vacation Club St. Thomas; and Bluebeards. This creates an opportunity for a luxurious vacation and boat show combined.

Perched on a peninsula overlooking the Charlotte Amalie harbor and the Caribbean Sea, the 2023-re-opened and fully re-imagined Westin Beach Resort & Spa is less than two miles by land or sea from VIBE’s venue at the Yacht Haven Grande St. Thomas marina. This freshly refurbished hotel features the brand’s iconic Heavenly Bed, five diverse restaurants from American to Mediterranean and Asian Fusion, three ocean-view pools where you can cast a glance over to VIBE, and an adventure beach featuring a fleet of Hobie Cats, kayaks, standup paddleboards, beach toys, and snorkel gear to explore the surrounding sparkling Caribbean waters.

“Guests will also have access to the HeavenlySpa by Westin, a sanctuary of self-care offering the ultimate relaxation and pampering. The spa will feature 13 treatment rooms and a menu of signature health and wellness treatments. It’s a wonderful place for guests to enjoy a little rest and relaxation during the show,” says Jennifer Stromberg, marketing manager.

Room rates at the Westin Beach Resort & Spa at Frenchman’s Reef are discounted by nearly 30% to US $445/night single or double, with a water shuttle servicing the five-minute distance to VIBE.

The Right Time & Place

It’s the right time and place for a next-level shake-up to standard boat sales shows. First, the growth in post-pandemic travel is fueling growth in global recreational boating to more than $44 billion by 2027, according to the January 2023-released report, Recreational Boating Global Market Report, by UK-headquartered The Business Research Company. Secondly, the Caribbean was one of the global regions with the fastest post-pandemic tourism recovery, and the U.S. Virgin Islands is at the forefront with a 44% increase in arrivals compared to 2019, according to statistics from the Caribbean Tourism Organization. Add to this that St. Thomas was named the Hottest Yachting Destination in the Caribbean in 2021 by Caribbean Journal.

That’s not all. The U.S. Virgin Islands offers a business-friendly environment for buying and selling yachts, thanks to its use of the U.S. dollar, U.S. banking institutions, and exclusive tax incentives. With no sales tax and duty-free allowances for vendors, the territory provides favorable conditions for conducting yacht transactions. Additionally, the well-established and highly successful charter industry in the USVI presents opportunities to speak directly with local company representatives about purchasing a vessel for income-producing crewed charters.

Sponsors of VIBE include the Government of the USVI and the USVI Department of Tourism.

To register for the Virgin Islands Boating Exposition (VIBE) visit www.vibe.vi.
For information about the Virgin Islands Professional Charter Association (VIPCA) visit www.vipca.org

ABOUT VIPCA

VIPCA is the territory’s non-profit marine association, whose purpose is to preserve, protect, and promote the charter yacht sector of the U.S. Virgin Islands marine industry and the businesses that sustain them. VIPCA’s focus is multi-faceted and includes offering membership benefits such as access to health insurance; sharing pertinent, timely industry updates and compliance guidance; producing a Marine Directory; promoting USVI marine charter tourism; liaising with USVI, BVI, and PR to assist in cooperative efforts; seeking relevant official rulings from Customs and Border Protection (CBP); developing USVI marine infrastructure, including installation of vessel moorings now available at BoatyBall.com; and providing marine vocational training for USVI youth under VIPCA’s charity, the Marine Rebuild Fund, which is fiscally sponsored by CFVI.net. VIPCA hosts two annual yacht shows, the USVI Charter Yacht Show www.usviyachtshow.org and the Virgin Islands Boating Expo www.vibe.vi. www.VIPCA.org

Rum Mates: Navigating the World of Rum for Every Palate

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We’re always asked, “What is your favorite rum?” The answer is, “It depends.” There are so many variables to rum that it’s hard to recommend just one when someone asks us this question. Now, if someone asks, “Do you have a rum recommendation to buy my [boss, father-in-law, best friend…] there, we can definitely help.  

Gosling Old Rum

Gosling is synonymous with Bermuda, Black Seal Rum and Dark ‘n Stormy®. The company’s Old Rum begins with their Black Seal Rum recipe, which uses a blend of pot still and continuous column stills. Old Rum is aged in charred oak barrels for 16-19 years. The aging provides a well-balanced, complex rum. to enjoy with a decadent dessert or simply watching a sunset. We found the nose smooth and silky, like a fine cognac, with notes of vanilla, dark chocolate, and cloves. Those notes continue on the palate, where cloves and pepper take over to provide a warm, lasting finish. $88/bottle

Ron Zacapa 23

Ron Zacapa won top honors five years in a row (1998 – 2002) at the International Rum Festival in Miami and was officially retired from that competition. The uniqueness of Ron Zacapa comes from the Sistema Solera System blending rums from carefully selected casks with a multitude of flavors (bourbon, whiskey, cognac…), char, and age. This 23 rum is on the sweeter side with vanilla, caramel, and butterscotch. As you sip, the rum becomes more complex, adding honey, nutmeg, cinnamon, and ginger. The finish is a balance of sweet and earthy with a hit of warming spice. $84/bottle

Pusser’s Red Label

Yes, we know Pussers is for making a Painkiller® but their Red Label is for sipping. Known as the “Single Malt of Rum, this 15-year-old rum is produced in Guyana from sugar cane grown in the Demerara River Valley. The company is one of the few producers in the world using a double wooden pot still, which imparts a deep, rich flavor to the rum. The nose is very sweet, with vanilla bean, sherry, brandy, caramel, and the charred barrel hiding in the background. Once on the palate, those charred notes take center stage with tobacco, dark chocolate, and cherry. The finish is smooth and lingers with florals and tropical fruit. $73/bottle

Diplomático No 2 Barbet Rum

Diplomático, produced in Venezuela, combines high sugar content cane with their non-commercial yeast strain, three different distillation processes, and the diversity of aged barrels. The No 2 Barbet Rum, part of the Limited Edition Distillery Collection, uses the Barbet Still featuring two columns with plates of bubbling bells and two condensers providing refrigeration to help separate the alcohol from the other minor compounds produced in distillation. Cherry, orange peel, mango, papaya, green banana, and a slight hint of oak fill the senses. The tropical fruit basket continues on the palate with the oak trying to gain control. It’s not until the finish that the warming oak note compliments the fruit and leaves you wanting more. $82/bottle

About Clint and Terry: We have sampled many a dram over our 33 years of marriage and quite often we don’t fully agree. Could be the difference is male/female taste buds. Or, somebody is just wrong.

Second Wind for Sails: Yacht Clubs Breathe New Life into Donated Boats

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One of the Caribbean youngest, yet among the most active yacht clubs, started with the donation of a boat. An old, beat-up Hobie Cat, to be exact, tells John Whitsett, former commodore of the 2010-founded Petite Calivigny Yacht Club (PCYC), headquartered at Le Phare Bleu Marina on the south coast of Grenada. “Everyone pitched in to get it sailable. We made arrangements with local resorts to occasionally borrow their Hobie Cats so we could have a race or two.” Then in 2013, the founder of the Grenada Chocolate Company, David Friedman (Mott Green), unexpectedly and tragically died. “Mott Green was very ‘green’ in his organic beliefs and practices, which included delivering his organic chocolate bars to Carriacou via his Hobie Cat,” says Whitsett. “After his death, contact was made with his mother requesting what her plans might be for his Hobie Cat. Hearing that a struggling yacht club was interested in the boat, a use she was sure her son would have approved of, she offered to ‘sell’ Mott’s Hobie Cat to the Club for a next-to-nothing price. That was the start of the Club’s dinghy fleet.”

Every year since then, the PCYC has hosted its annual Motts Memorial Hobie Cat Challenge in July. 

Motts Memorial Hobie Cat Challence. Courtesy PCYC
Motts Memorial Hobie Cat Challence. Courtesy PCYC

Why Donate – Giving

Selling a boat can take a long time and incur mounting expenses like marina dockage.

“If the boat is seaworthy and in good condition, why continue with the expenses when donating will probably result in a tax deduction? Also, the donor will be helping a nonprofit organization that develops sailing. It’s a win-win situation,” says Graham Castillo, president of the Puerto Rico Sailing Federation (PUR).

The Federation received a donation of a Morgan 30 in excellent condition a few years ago. It was auctioned by the organization with proceeds benefiting the National Sailing Sports Authority’s sailors. 

Sometimes it’s all about recognizing a need.

St. Thomas’ Joe Hosie had been friends for years with the late Jimmy Loveland, who founded the Marine Vocational Program (MVP) on St. Thomas. Hosie saw Loveland’s devotion to teaching children and teens maritime skills.

“Jimmy mentioned to me his desire to have a power boat he could accommodate the trainers on, and he said he often thought my 28’ Cape Dory Open Fisherman was the perfect vessel for his needs,” says Hosie. “After a while, I realized I wasn’t using my boat much as there was too much growth accumulation on its hull. I remembered Jimmy’s need and request and decided to give it to him and help out with the kids.”

Those who want to donate their boat to a local sailing program should start by talking to the program manager or commodore of the yacht club, recommends Saskia Revelman, manager at the St. Maarten Yacht Club (SMYC). “Enough storage room and a goal for the boat is critical for the programs to think about before accepting the donation. We all know that owning a boat brings costs, in insurance and maintenance, so it is great to get a boat donated, but taking care of it in the long run is something to take into consideration.”

Revelman adds, “But see the possibilities as well. A donation might come suddenly and bring unexpected possibilities with it. A new boat, new input, and new stimulation for the sailors in the sailing school, and maybe even target a new group that you can include in your program.”

The SMYC recently received a donated Sun Fast 20 from the Kids at Sea Foundation and Maritime School of the West Indies. A Sun Fast 20 is a 20’ keelboat that’s easily accessible, stable, can hold 4 to 5 people, and is ideal for teaching sailing lessons. There is a fleet of 8 individually owned boats on the island that race together regularly.

SMYC Boat Donation. Courtesy SMY
SMYC Boat Donation. Courtesy SMY

Why Seek Donations – Receiving

One of the most important ingredients in obtaining a donation is showing a need.

“If someone is going to make a boat donation, they want to see the vessel put to good use. In addition, it helps to show sustainability. One doesn’t want to give something they have a history with to an organization that is barely hanging on and doesn’t have the funds to maintain the donation,” says PCYC’s Whitsett. 

Since its original Hobie, the PCYC has had several additional dinghies and support boats donated. Some of these have come from Club members, some from residents who are moving, some from local businesses, and some from sailors who have either outgrown a boat or are just giving up sailing.

“Most of our donations have come from a phone call or a chance meeting and have been predominately for our junior program. The conversation line is usually ‘I see the kids out there practicing and I have an X that I am not using. If you can use it, it is at…You will need a truck (or trailer) to pick it up.’ “And that is it,” says Whitsett.

Most of the boats donated to the PCYC have been free with no paperwork required, while others have been very discounted prices and required a Bill of Sales that put a value on the boat, Whitsell says. “If the donation is large enough to justify insurance/and/or a registration, then a Bill of Sale is probably necessary.”

Donated Boat. Courtesy MVP
Donated Boat. Courtesy MVP

The Fine Print

Donating and/or receiving a donated boat can have legal requirements based on local laws. 

“Potential donors make the offer. The boat must have a clean title and no liens. It must have a price or be appraised to generate the donation document that will get the boat’s title transferred to the organization that will then sell it,  auction it, or use it as, for example, part of the educational assets if a sailing school,” says PUR’s Castillo.

The charitable organization should provide boat owners with a written acknowledgment of the donation. This acknowledgment should include details such as the date of the donation, a description of the boat, and a statement confirming whether you received any goods or services in exchange for the donation, says Leigh F. Goldman, Esq. of Goldman Law Offices in St. Thomas, who donated his time to assist with the MVP’s Cape Dory donation in 2016.

“In the US, donating a vessel to a charitable organization has specific tax implications, “ Goldman adds. “The tax forms you’ll need to complete and submit will depend on the value of the donated vessel and the specific circumstances of the donation. You should consult with a tax professional, or accountant experienced in charitable contributions to ensure that you complete the necessary forms correctly and maximize your tax benefits while complying with IRS regulations.”

In the end, the fine print and paperwork can be well worth it.

“Boat donations are very beneficial to developing yacht clubs, sailing clubs, and/or junior programs,” says PCYC’s Whitsett.

Double the Fun in the Bahamas: Waypoints Yacht Charters Partners with Cruise Abaco

One plus one adds up to more than double the fun for charter guests. Waypoints Yacht Charters, headquartered in Annapolis, MD, has partnered with Cruise Abaco, located at The Great Abaco Beach Resort and Boat Harbour Marina in Marsh Harbour. 

“We were looking for a way to increase our footprint. We have had a large increase in inquiries for charters in the Bahamas and this partnership with Cruise Abaco allows us to offer boutique charter experiences like in our other destinations – USVI, BVI, Florida, and Annapolis,” says Kirstie Palmer, Waypoints president. “This is a true partnership. The Cruise Abaco sales department will book charters, while Waypoints will manage the Waypoints-Cruise Abaco fleet calendar.”

Currently, there are 25 boats in the Waypoints-Cruise Abaco fleet. 

In addition to bareboat charters, the company offers a unique concept called ‘Captained by Day, Bareboat by Night’. This offers a captain on board to sail the Bahamas during the day, making stops to swim and snorkel, who then leaves guests safely moored in a different settlement or secluded cove each evening. Waypoints – Cruise Abaco also offers day sails in the Bahamas with stops at the underwater parks to snorkel, island hop, and sightsee. Finally, the Waypoints-Cruise Abaco base is also the perfect location for those who want to learn to sail through the ASA sailing school. waypoints.com

All photos Courtesy Waypoints
All photos Courtesy Waypoints

Wind, Waves, and Women: Fall Sails into Empowerment Across the Caribbean

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There was a whole lot of sailing going on this past fall in the Bahamas and the Caribbean. First, Maria Torrijo and Fabien Bach, two of the world’s top sailing race management experts, taught Race Management Clinics in the Bahamas. The clinics were held ahead of the 2023 Fidelity Bahamas Optimist National Championship, with sailors from the Bahamas, USA, and the Cayman Islands competing and putting their newfound skills into practice. 

Torrijo and Bach also visited St Vincent and the Grenadines, and Grenada to teach locally-based sailing coaches. In St Vincents, 13 club officials and sailors participated in the interactive courses, introducing topics such as course-laying, starting, and finishing sequences, scoring protocols, rules and penalties.

“It was such a great clinic and will raise our standard of competition to an international level,” said Vanessa Hadley, from the Vincy Sailing Club, in a release.

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Bahamas Race Clinics. Photos Courtesy World Sailing
Bahamas Race Clinics. Photos Courtesy World Sailing

In Grenada, 16 attendees took part – including ten local Grenadian women – with the goal of teaching more local people to sail, gaining vocational qualifications for a career in the sailing industry, and acquiring the skills required to host international competitions in the islands.

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Finally, Second Star Sailing in Antigua hosted the Women At The Helm Sailing Courses in Jolly Harbour the first week in November. The goal was to increase female participation and teach the skills required to skipper boats of all sizes.

Steering the Course will return for its third edition in 2024. For more information, visit www.sailing.org

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Barbuda Beckons: Booyard Yacht Services Welcomes Superyachts to Pristine Paradise

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It’s off the beaten charter path. The 62-square mile island of Barbuda, part of the twin-island state of Antigua and Barbuda, is some 30 miles north of Antigua. There are no marinas, no major supermarkets, and the population numbers less than 2,000. However, two Barbudian sisters, Alana and Althea Nedd, have established their business, Booyard Yacht Services, to make it easier for super yachts and charter yachts to visit.

“Barbuda is well on its way to becoming a must-see charter yacht destination because of the abundance of high-end development that is presently taking place on the island,” says Alana Nedd. “Sitting on the pristine Princess Diana beach, which is considered one of the best in the Caribbean, is the famous NOBU restaurant. Barbuda is also a great place for snorkeling, deep-sea diving, and sports fishing because of the island’s vast marine ecosystem. On the northern side of the island, you can find scenic caves. It’s a perfect setting for guests who are seeking the ultimate hiking experience.”

Services offered by Booyard Yacht Services include Customs and Immigration clearances for inbound and outbound yachts, land tours, land provisioning, concierge services, garbage disposal, and live steel band music by vessel request. In 2024, the Nedd sisters hope to offer safari tours and personalized picnic packages. Email: booyardyachting@gmail.com or Cell: (268) 717-4979

From Shark Attacks to Pirates: Victor Mooney’s Memoir Chronicles Epic Row Across the Atlantic

Sometimes fact is much better than fiction! This certainly will be true of the memoir Atlantic rower, Victor Mooney, will publish this year. Mooney visited Island Water World in St. Maarten in August to share his book plans to commemorate the 10th anniversary of his four-month-plus transatlantic row in a 24-foot Brazilian-built rowboat from Maspalomas, Grand Canaria, to St. Martin, FWI.

Victor Mooney. Courtesy Victor Mooney
Victor Mooney. Courtesy Victor Mooney

As a sneak peek, Mooney lost 80 pounds of body weight along the way, and his Spirit of Malabo was damaged by a shark, the latter of which was refurbished by Island Water World and Custom Fit Marine during his stopover in St. Martin. He then continued his row, with stops in the British Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic. Mooney was hijacked by pirates in Haitian waters but recovered his boat in a multinational effort. The boat was sent to Miami, where RMK Merrill Stevens made repairs. Mooney finally arrived at New York’s Brooklyn Bridge on November 29, 2015, completing his mission to encourage voluntary HIV testing in memory of his brother who died of AIDS.

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“I was grateful to return to St. Martin/Sint Maarten with my wife, for she is the Captain of the Spirit of Malabo. I hope this forthcoming book will inspire people from all walks of life to never give up and not to be afraid to dream,” says Mooney.

Victor Mooney visited Island Water World in August to share his book plans. Courtesy Victor Mooney
Victor Mooney visited Island Water World in August to share his book plans. Courtesy Victor Mooney

Mooney plans to launch his book on June 27, 2024, at the Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino, and Spa with side events in St. Martin (FWI) and Anguilla. www.facebook.com/VictorJMooney/

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Sunsail Commemorates its 50th Anniversary with BVI Flotilla in 2024

Celebrate a half-century anniversary in the British Virgin Islands. Sunsail, a Clearwater, FL-headquartered world leader in yacht charters, is offering a special flotilla to mark this monumental occasion. Set for July 27 to August 3, 2024, the one-week charter features stops in Jost Van Dyke, the Baths in Virgin Gorda, and pirate-vibed Norman Island. Highlights include welcome drinks, a beach party, treasure hunting on Norman Island, and a prize-giving and final dinner. Prices for the BVI Flotilla start from $3750 for a Sunsail 41.9, 3 cabin, 2 head classic yacht. www.sunsail.com 

Photos Courtesy Sunsail
Photos Courtesy Sunsail

The Life and Times of a Caribbean One Design Fleet – St. Maarten’s Jeanneau 20’s

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Back in the 1990s, a leading charter company set up a small boat sailing experience in Antigua. It was very successful, but the property lease was eventually terminated. Among the equipment were ten Jeanneau 20’s in various states of repair. They were scattered all over Antigua with only two still in sailing condition.

“This was in 2004,” says Robbie Ferron, avid sailor and founder of the Budget Marine Group. “By a wide range of methods we managed to get the boats to St. Maarten. “A couple were sailed, some went on friendly large vessel decks, and most were towed. Once they were all in sailing condition, we rented them to tourists and also started racing them. Great racing happened over the next fifteen years.”

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Everyone wants to sail one-designs, but usually, Caribbean buyers’ choices don’t result in a single vessel type, Ferron adds. “When you do manage to get that boat consistency right, the one design magic happens.”

The Jeanneaus were used for a range of competitive events including women’s regattas, match racing, weekend racing, and special events racing. The boats have swing keels with internal ballast which makes it possible to haul them on a trailer, but this does not affect their sailing performance. They are not planing race boats, so they are not ‘downwind flyers’. They do have a good ‘rocker’ so they tack very easily, which explains why they were perfect for high-level match racing. 

“The boats were taken over by a foundation aimed at youth training but it ran into problems and as of June, sold 5 of the boats to private owners. The owners are all well-established sailing families and all six have agreed to keep the boats in their one-design configuration. So, the stage is set for a repeat of the long era of tight, competitive one-design racing combined with youth and adult training,” says Ferron. 

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Luxury Awaits at the Virgin Islands Boating Expo: Yacht Shop, Wine & Dine, Stay & Play

St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands. There’s nothing like cruising a luxe new yacht through the Caribbean seas. Fulfill that dream by attending the Virgin Islands Boating Expo (VIBE), set for May 10-12, 2024. Book your tickets at vibe.vi/attend/. This exclusive boutique destination show, hosted by the Virgin Islands Professional Charter Association (VIPCA), ticks the top three boxes of what yacht buyers today want in a 2.0 yacht sales experience: the ability to yacht shop, wine and dine, and stay and play, all in the extraordinary venue of Yacht Haven Grande St. Thomas, four-time winner of International Superyacht Marina of the Year.

“We welcome our attendees, both the public and those flying into our award-winning destination, to visit with yacht dealers, manufacturers, exhibitors, and our local and global vendors. Experience the best of what the U.S. Virgin Islands offers on land and sea and shop for a yacht while you’re here,” says Joseph Boschulte, USVI Commissioner of Tourism.

YACHT SHOP

Take advantage of duty-free tax benefits when buying a yacht in the USVI. Additionally, the Government of the Virgin Islands supports infrastructure on shore to maintain charter business interests such as an Economic Development Commission Tax Incentive Program for charter yachts. Charter company professionals, financial companies, and Marine Expo vendors with global and local products will be on hand to talk about charter management opportunities in the USVI.

Find the latest models of top brands like Bali, Lagoon, Fountaine Pajot, Leopard, McConaghy, Azimut, and Boston Whaler, to name a few. Yacht buyers benefit from St. Thomas as a hub destination for transport ships delivering yachts from foreign manufacturing facilities. Walk the docks, tour the yachts, and meet the professional crew. Attendees receive a fully immersive experience on board, with the opportunity to test-sail directly from the show berth through the scenic Charlotte Amalie harbor to world-class cruising grounds.

“Teaming up with Waypoints Yacht Charters, our luxury yacht charter sister company, we will bring attendees a dynamic duo that not only meets but exceeds market expectations,” says Laurent Fabre, vice president of sales and marketing for Fort Lauderdale, FL-based Atlantic Cruising Yachts, which will feature two stunning Fountaine Pajot catamarans, the Aura 51 and Alegria 67. “Discover the epitome of luxury and performance as our Yacht Consultants unveil the revolutionary Fountaine Pajot Smart Electric propulsion system, designed to enhance the experience for private owners and elevate charter fleet operations.”

Daily yacht viewings combine with live music and cultural performances, starting with the Exhibitor’s Opening Ceremony & Reception on May 9, from 5-7 p.m.

WINE & DINE

VIBE and Cutlass & Cane, Yacht Haven Grande St. Thomas’ newest restaurant, have partnered to produce a curated Food & Wine Experience, with lunch served daily from Noon-3 p.m. including wine pairings. Cutlass & Cane boasts a Michelin-worthy seafood and upscale Caribbean menu, plus crafted mixology offerings.

All attendees can also visit a variety of pop-up bars featuring many beverages distributed by West Indies Company, including St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands-made Mutiny Island Vodka, the world’s first and finest Island Vodka made from breadfruit and Caribbean rainwater, and St. Thomas-crafted Leatherback Brewing Company’s products, which offers craft beer made with Caribbean-grown ingredients.

Yacht Haven Grande St. Thomas is home to over a half dozen restaurants offering several cuisines.

STAY & PLAY

Getting to St. Thomas is easy! There are direct flights from the U.S. cities of Atlanta, Boston, Charlotte, Chicago, Dallas, Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Newark, New York, Orlando, and Washington-Dulles. No passport is required to enter the U.S. Virgin Islands for U.S. Citizens. Yacht Haven Grande St. Thomas is a 15-minute drive across the beautifully historic Charlotte Amalie Waterfront from St. Thomas’ Cyril E. King Airport.

Strong show partnerships have translated into reduced room rates at some of St. Thomas’ top resorts, including the Westin Beach Resort & Spa at Frenchman’s Reef; The Ritz-Carlton, St. Thomas; Margaritaville Vacation Club St. Thomas; Bluebeards; and the Pink Palm Hotel. Discounted VIBE attendee rates are available at vibe.vi/accommodations/.

In February 2024, the U.S. Virgin Islands was nominated for Leading Beach Destination, Leading Destination, and Most Romantic Destination in the World Travel Awards. Miles of bays and beaches, a historic town that dates to the 1600s, fine dining, duty-free shopping, and much more make St. Thomas the ultimate vacation destination. Add to this that neighboring St. John, home of the Virgin Islands National Park, is a half-hour cruise away.

BOOK NOW!

Visit vibe.vi/attend to book tickets to attend VIBE 2024 now!

• General Admission: One-day General Admission VIBE tickets cost $49 per person, with children under age 12 free. This includes access to the marina for yacht viewings, the Marine Vendor Expo in Harbor360, and two free drinks.

Or purchase a 2-for-1 General Admission 3-day Ticket for $73.50 and bring a friend.

Or buy the VIP Admission 4-day ticket is $399 and includes the opening ceremony, priority yacht viewing, tickets to the Food & Wine Experience, plus champagne on arrival and VIP Lounge Access.

• Food & Wine Experience: This three-day experience is included in VIP tickets. Or purchase as an add-on to a General Admission VIBE ticket for $55 per day.

• Exhibitors Opening Ceremony & Reception: Pay only $99 per person. Includes cocktails, canapes, live music, and cultural performances.

For more information on VIBE 2024, visit www.vibe.vi. For information about the Virgin Islands Professional Charter Association (VIPCA) visit www.vipca.org

Photo: Fountaine Pajot Aura 51, Cruising World’s 2024 Boat of the Year. Courtesy Atlantic Cruising Yachts.

St. Lucia Unveils New Ally for Superyachts: Blanchard Yacht Services

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Yachts, especially superyachts, have a new friend in St. Lucia. Troy Blanchard, formerly manager of the world-class Marigot Bay Marina, is now the owner of Blanchard Yacht Services and a yacht agent for vessels arriving in all ports and anchorages on the island. 

“Captains are usually concerned about the complexities of regional regulations and customs procedures. As a yacht agent, I am very familiar with the rules and regulations for entering the island ports, as well as the various taxes and fees associated with yacht operations. There is also the concern of VISA requirements for certain nationalities on yachts. By staying informed about these issues, I can assist my yacht clients avoid costly mistakes and ensure a smooth cruising experience,” says Blanchard, who brings over two decades of professional experience and a deep understanding of the marine industry to his new business. 

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In addition to Customs and Immigration clearance, Blanchard’s services also include airport transfers, access to high-end luxury transfers, private jet landing arrangements, provisioning, laundry, flower arrangements, marina dockage reservations, moorings for yachts at the Pitons, hotel, and restaurant reservations, fuel bunkering, helicopter rides/charters, brokerage services for parts and shipments, and island excursions.

The Caribbean superyacht marketplace is growing. There were an estimated 500 superyachts in the Caribbean over the last yacht charter season. Yet there are over 5,600 superyachts in the world, a figure that is growing quickly with record numbers of new-builds over the past three years and new builds that are larger and larger vessels.

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“There is a huge opportunity for St. Lucia to grab a chunk of these yachts visiting the region. St. Lucia is frequently rated among the most beautiful islands in the world, with its breathtaking natural beauty, a diverse range of activities, and welcoming atmosphere and hospitable people, offering an unparalleled experience for those who choose to visit by yacht,” says Blanchard.

www.blanchardsyachtservices.com,

Email: blanchardsyachtservices@gmail.com  

Cell/WhatsApp: 1 (758) 721-1653.

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Mount Gay XO Triple Cask Blend: Reimagined by History’s First Female Master Blender

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When Trudiann Branker became Mount Gay’s first-ever female Master Blender in 2019, one of her first tasks was to “reimagine” the company’s Black Barrel and XO offerings. Branker is quoted as saying, “…I knew which pieces of the puzzle needed to fit well together to enhance these blends to create bold, multifaceted rums…) In 2020, with some “tweaks” to the recipe and a total repacking effort, Mount Gay XO became Mount Gay XO Triple Cask Blend (MGXO.)

Branker’s journey began at Howard University, where she double majored in science. From there, she studied at the Siebel Institute and the Institute of Brewing and Distilling. She attributes her confidence in distillation and blending to her solid foundation in science. Branker returned to Barbados and eventually took on a Quality Assurance Manager role at the oldest rum distillery in the world. Former Mount Gay Master Blender Allen Smith mentored Branker and set her on the path to become not only the first female Master Blender but also only the fifth Master Blender in the company.

The new XO is produced using molasses from a variety of sugar canes. It is distilled in both copper pot batch distillation and traditional continuous column stills, and aged between five and 17 years. But the significant change is given away right there in the name. The “Triple Cask Blend” refers to the rum being aged in American Whiskey, Bourbon, and Cognac barrels and then carefully blended to get precisely the “tweak” Branker was looking for.

Review

The golden rum coats the glass and takes its sweet time rejoining the liquid. The nose presents green bananas, coconut husks, and young pineapple with oak hanging behind the curtain. While the nose has a tropical feel, it’s not overly sweet. The palate is drier, with the coconut husks being the dominant note. There is a slight sweetness that takes a while to present itself. If you hold the liquid on your palate and let it move around, you can feel the richness of the rum. As you release the liquid to the finish, there is a flash of molasses before cloves take you through the finish. The warmth of the cloves hugs your chest like a warm blanket and keeps you cradled until you decide to experience another sip. No surprises and no understudies want more attention. The experience is pleasantly consistent from start to finish.

Overall

While we are spot on with our tasting notes, the ratings are surprisingly different. Clint would give this a 4.25 because of its consistent notes from nose to finish, leaving him little to contemplate. Terry would rate it a 4.5 or slightly higher because she didn’t have to think and explore. The notes were there every time she sipped. To her, there was something meditative about sipping MGXO. The rum was exactly what she needed as the setting sun ended another day. At $67/bottle, it’s worth every penny.

P.S. It makes an outstanding Old Fashion.

Rating 4.40 of 5.0


About Clint and Terry: We have sampled many a dram over our 33 years of marriage and quite often we don’t fully agree. Could be the difference is male/female taste buds. Or, somebody is just wrong.

Uncovering the Gems of St. Martin and St. Barts: A Top 10 Chronicle

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This month’s Top 10 list finds us in French and Dutch territory as we visit Saint-Martin (northern French side) and Sint Maarten (southern Dutch side), but we will simply refer to it all as St Martin. I also want to include the French island of Saint Barthélemy (St Barts) since it is only 15-20 miles away.

The island of St Martin has been split ever since 1648 with the French owning roughly 2/3 and the Dutch 1/3. This is purportedly because a man from each nation started walking in opposite directions and where they met was the border. Well, the Frenchman drank wine on his walk, while the Dutchman drank a stronger gin making him walk slower. Haha

Now onto the list of my favorite spots in St Martin and St Barts!

Border Crossing
Border Crossing

10. Little Bay – What I like about this bay on the Dutch side, just west of the capital, is the fact you can see the Spanish built Fort Amsterdam on the point and in the water you will find a helicopter, plane, and submarine to snorkel around. I love snorkeling and find it really cool to check out wreckage.

Philipsburg Court House
Philipsburg Court House

9. Philipsburg – The capital of the Dutch side is a pretty great location because you, more or less, have whatever you are looking for. It has a great beach, shopping, some great architecture, 3 forts, remains of the salt industry, and fun bars to hang out in. Just stay away when cruise ships are in as it can get overcrowded.

8. Colombier Beach – Situated on the far west end of St Barts, this bay has no roads to it. This means the bay is just for boaters and those people that want to hike over to it. The beach is nice and the snorkeling along the north side is good. The best part, besides the quietness of this bay, is it is one of the few calm bays around St Barts when the swell picks up.

7. French food – On both the French side of St Martin and St Barts you will find lots of restaurants and stores with yummy French food, but the best place to stock up on the vast French wines, cheese, and bread is at some of the bigger grocery stores in the capital of Marigot, on the north side of Simpson Lagoon.

Maho Beach
Maho Beach

6. Maho Beach – I know it is touristy, but how can you not love a beach that has passenger jets flying 50 feet over your head as they land at the airport. Then you have the daredevils that hold onto the chain link fence as the jet wash from the biggest jets take off. Add to this the electric vibe of the crowd, the crystal-clear water, tasty drinks, and darn good fresh aloe massages and you have a pretty awesome beach.

View from Pic du Paradis
View from Pic du Paradis

5. Pic du Paradis – The highest point on the island at 1400 ft is accessible by car…most of the way. You will either need a 4×4 or hike the last 20 minutes to the top. From there the views are unbelievable in almost every direction. On the way back down, you can stop at Loterie Farm for drinks, lunch, and an obstacle course/zip line called “The Fly Zone.” I am going to cheat a little and mention another zip line at Rockland Estate, which is a totally different location. There you will find the Flying Dutchman, which is the steepest zipline in the world. Plus, the inter-tube track was a blast.

Anchorage
Anchorage

4. Île Fourchue – A little farther than halfway from St Martin to St Barts is an island that is only accessible by a private boat. The island itself is fairly barren and not much to look at. What is wonderful about this island is the protection the western bay offers, the seclusion, and the snorkeling. I spent several nights anchored here during a front and loved it. Of course, it did not hurt that I found over $200 worth of boating treasures in the water…rope, chain, dinghy plug, etc. Got to love that.

Ile Pinel Iguanas
Ile Pinel Iguanas

3. Ile Pinel – Just off the east end of the French side of St Martin is a great island that you can reach by ferry, kayak, or a private boat. Yellow beach is lots of fun to hang out at with 3-4 different bars/restaurants. I took some friends here for the day and the kids loved playing in the sand and water, while the adults hiked across the small island. To top it all off, there is a pack of iguanas that is hard not to be intrigued with.

Dutch Bridge
Dutch Bridge

2. Dutch side bridge – There is a peninsula on the west side of St Martin and taking up most of this peninsula is Simpson Lagoon, the largest lagoon in the Caribbean. The lagoon is split in the middle by the two sides and each has an entrance with a drawbridge over it. The Dutch side bridge is the one used most often and it only opens two or three times a day. In the afternoon it is quite the spectacle to have drinks at the Sint Maarten Yacht Club and watch the mega yachts pass through the channel with mere feet to spare

Gustavia - Harbor view from Fort Karl
Gustavia – Harbor view from Fort Karl

1. Town of Gustavia – The island of St Barts changed hands several times throughout history and Sweden had control for a short time, thus the name of the town that surrounds the rectangle shaped inner harbor. Simply walking around this red roofed town is a delight. Throw in the three forts, Shell Beach, amazing customs agents, churches, the old Swedish Clock Tower, huge ancient anchor, shops, restaurants, and museum and you have something quite special. Additionally, this is the place for the millionaire club at New Years time.

Captain Shane and 1st Mate Lily are getting ready for a new charter season in the Virgin Islands. Check out svGuidingLight on the web or social media to follow along.

Savor the Season: Delightful Recipes with Seasonal Superfoods

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Celebrate the season by cooking with fresh ingredients and enjoying good health. Adding more seasonal superfoods into your recipes can make your favorite dishes much healthier.

PEPPER SHRIMP
Prep time: 10 minutes. Cooking time: 15 minutes. Serves: 6
1/2 cup (4 oz.) unsalted butter
5 large garlic cloves, minced
1 fresh Scotch bonnet chilli, stemmed, unseeded, and minced (about 1 Tbsp.)
1-1/2 tsp. peeled, minced fresh ginger
1/2 cup fresh lime juice
1/2 cup distilled white vinegar
1 sprig of thyme
3 lbs. unpeeled head-on raw large shrimp, deveined
1 tsp. kosher salt

Melt butter in a large pot over medium. Add garlic, chilli, and ginger; cook, stirring often, until aromatic and tender, about 5 minutes. Add lime juice, vinegar, and thyme; bring to a simmer over medium. Increase heat to medium-high; add shrimp, and cook, stirring often, until shrimp are opaque and cooked through, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat. Sprinkle with salt; serve immediately. Hint: This can be made for an hors d’oeuvre or main course.

Celebrate the Season and Garnish for Good Health

CHIA PUDDING WITH BERRIES
Prep time: 5 minutes. Sitting time: 15 minutes. Chilling time: 6 hours or overnight. Serves: 4 (about a cup each)
2 cups coconut milk or unsweetened almond milk
1 very ripe banana
¼ cup chia seeds
½ cup each of fresh blueberries, blackberries and raspberries

In a blender, blend the coconut milk and banana until smooth.  Pour into a bowl. Add the chia seeds and stir well; set aside for 15 minutes. Give it another good stir then add berries, another good stir; refrigerate overnight or at least 2-3 hours. To serve: Divide into 4 attractive wide top glasses, like large martini glasses. Top with a couple of extra berries. Enjoy!

How to Cool Off with FOOD and DRINK (instead of Air Conditioning)

HIGH PROTEIN AND CHICKPEA SALAD
Prep time: 10 minutes. Cooking time: 15 minutes. Serves: 6
2 (15 oz.) cans chickpeas, drained and rinsed (roasted optional)
1/8 tsp. paprika
1/8 tsp. garlic powder
1 cup dry quinoa or 4 cups cooked
1 cup halved grape tomatoes
1-1/2 cups diced red onion
2 cups diced English cucumber
½ cup plus 1 Tbsp. hemp seeds or hearts
1/3 cup chopped fresh parsley
1/3 cup chopped fresh basil
1/3 cup cilantro

Dressing:
2 Tbsp. olive oil
1 Tbsp red wine vinegar
2 Tbsp. fresh squeezed lemon juice
2 cloves garlic, minced
½ tsp. sea salt or taste
¼ tsp. black pepper
Optional: ½ tsp. red pepper flakes

Roast the chickpeas (optional): Preheat the oven to 425ºF. Dry the chickpeas between layers of a kitchen or paper towels. Transfer them to a large bowl. Add a generous dash of paprika, garlic powder, and salt, plus a drizzle of olive oil. Toss until evenly coated. Place them on a large-rimmed baking sheet in a single layer. Roast for 15 minutes. Change the oven setting to broil and cook for about 3 minutes more or until crispy. Cook the quinoa: according to direction on the packet. Set aside for 5 minutes. Fluff with a fork. Transfer to a large bowl to cool.

Make dressing: Mix all the Dressing ingredients together. For serving: Add to the bowl of quinoa … tomatoes, onion, cucumber, chickpeas, hemp seeds, parsley, basil, and cilantro; toss all with dressing. Hint: Cover and refrigerate for up to 5 days. 

The Dish: Seasons Change

Jan Robinson, Health Coach, Chef Competition Coordinator/Judge, Charter Yacht Consultant, 2019 CYBA Hall of Fame and author of the Ship to Shore Cookbook collection; available on Amazon and www.shiptoshoreinc.com CaptJan2@gmail.com

Miss Pfaff Rocks: The Unlikely Companion of Our Cruising Voyage on S&S 41 SY Pitufa

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Other girls enjoy knitting and crocheting, but I always considered myself too much of a tomboy to touch any needlework. Before we set out to sail towards the horizon on our S&S 41 SY Pitufa in 2011, we read all kinds of how-tos for sailors and also the accounts of pioneer cruisers who were equipped (and mentally prepared) to mend basically all their gear themselves and we stocked up our inventory of tools and spare parts accordingly. Mending sails was of course also mentioned, so we bought a cheap, old German-made Pfaff sewing machine on ebay–more as an afterthought. Little did we know what an indispensable help “Miss Pfaff” would turn out to be!

What is in Your Sail Repair Toolkit

We were horrified when a huge parcel arrived: the all-metal 70s sewing machine seemed ridiculously heavy. Where would we store that monster in our already crammed, floating home? It didn’t fit in any locker, so finally we put it on a shelf in the salon, secured with hooks and lines on passage. There, the big box sat for a long time, while I kept postponing upcoming canvas projects out of fear of having to tackle this new field of expertise. During a particularly wet rainy season in Panama in 2012 with a constantly flooded cockpit, the level of suffering became so high that we finally unpacked the machine. While I browsed the manual showing a dainty 70s housewife threading needles with long, painted fingernails and pressing the foot pedal with high heels (What had I gotten myself into? I owned neither adequate footwear nor fire-engine red nail polish?!), Christian oiled the engine and all moving parts. Operating the machine was much simpler than I had feared: straight or zigzag–a no-nonsense-approach without special programs. Once we had hooked face yarn and under thread, I hesitantly pressed the foot pedal and off we went! Trying different materials and folded layers we were impressed by the stamina of the old machine: everything that fits under the little foot gets sewn—leather, 8 layers of sunbrella, no problem! From then on we count ourselves lucky to have Miss Pfaff as a crew member.

Saved the trickiest for last. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer
Saved the trickiest for last. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer

The first project turned out slightly crooked with uneven seams (the fault was entirely mine, no blame for Miss Pfaff), but functional: a big piece of canvas that covers our old (leaking) bimini and has rollable side flaps that do not only keep the cockpit dry, but also feature a little gutter that can be connected to water collection hoses. Christian as a perfectionist criticized my habit of using rest pieces to make flaps and mounts that are all different shapes and sizes, but hey, why waste expensive material? After this positive experience my confidence was boosted to a level that made me think I could redo the salon upholstery. Two weeks passed (and lots of curses, sweat and occasional tears) until I had actually finished them in a gradual learning curve from the rectangular ones, to the tricky, curved ones—each one a special invention (and of course I had forgotten all that 10 years later when I had to redo the chafed and discolored sofa and settee once again).

From High School Sweethearts to Sailing Scoundrels: 53 Years of Love, Laughter, and a Little Chaos

Scrap material jerry can suit snake costume and UFO BBQ in background. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer
Scrap material jerry can suit snake costume and UFO BBQ in background. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer

We were seriously glad that we already had plenty of experience with the sewing machine, when our 30 year old gennaker ripped on passage, right as we had to reach our destination without a usable engine before the arrival of a nasty front. Doing the repair in a rolling salon was a seasickish and rather unfunny experience, but a few hours later we were underway again! Lightwind sails are relatively easy to repair despite their huge size, as the thin material can be squeezed together tightly, because that is the one big disadvantage a house-hold sewing machine has: everything has to be rolled up to fit, so we cannot do repairs in the middle of a big dacron sail. Repairs on the outer areas (e.g. chafed-through leech lines) are relatively easy and we have managed those several times—even though the headsail fills up most of the salon…

Making DIY Canvas Seam Sew Easy

UV protection flap over zipper. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer
UV protection flap over zipper. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer

The UV light in the tropics relentlessly grills everything on deck. After replacing the zippers on lazybag, cutter sailbag and even on the sprayhood (not a big deal thanks to Miss Pfaff!) we decided to sew sun-protection flaps on top. These are kept down with velcro and guarantee a long life for zippers! Hatch covers don’t only protect the hatches from UV light, they also shade off the interior of the boat, so when the professionally made ones started tearing, I made repair after repair until there was basically no original material left and I had to tackle this tricky 4D project. (The fourth dimension comes into play when you try to imagine what the 3D result will look like in the future on deck, while working flattened and 2D in the machine…)

Thinking 4D. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer
Thinking 4D. Photo By Birgit Hackl and Christian Feldbauer

Generally the salty, marine environment is harsh on metal, rubber and plastic, so we got into the habit of making sunbrella covers for everything that is too big or bulky to be stored below deck. The railing BBQ looks like a UFO in its blue hood, the tank for the dinghy got a tight-fitting customized suit and even the hose of our out-door shower on the stern got a funky snake-costume to stop the PVC from getting sticky and discolored in the tropical sun. We have a watermaker, but still carry some jerry cans to collect rain and have the option to get water from shore. As those live on deck, they also got their covers, but in this case I took my policy of material retrenchment to a new level and made them entirely from left-over scrap parts. Each one of them got a creative solution and I actually thought that they looked quite cool, but Christian made fun of their outfits. I didn’t buy his argument though that they would get bullied at the public water tap by other jerry cans, as those are forced by their owners to go NAKED.

Birgit and Christian have been sewing and sailing their way from the Med via the Atlantic to the Pacific and are currently cruising in Fiji. To learn more about their adventures, visit their blog www.pitufa.at, follow SY Pitufa on facebook or read their book “Sailing Towards the Horizon” (available on Amazon).

Watch this! Tech Obsession and Moral Bankruptcy

Confession: I have an Apple Watch. Worse, it’s an Ultra 2. What’s that mean? That means that I’m morally superior to Ultra 1 owners and, frankly, that I find older, dumber watch owners running Watch OS 10 beneath my contempt. 

Seriously, they’re like short people… they have no freak’n reason to live!

That’s right—the AppleSphere is a very, very mean place. But, hey, that’s part of the joy of being able to afford one of these status-gizmos-on-steroids, from which you can ask Google ‘how to solve world hunger’ and then laugh and laugh. 

I, personally, laughed when told that my watch was totally ‘carbon-neutral’ during Apple’s Annual Self-Love Fest—even its two-hundred-dollar cotton band helps to reverse climate change.

Am I saving the world, or what!

…poor folk should applaud as I strut by with my nose in the air! 

The Ultra 2 is big. Its screen is so big I could comb my hair in its reflection—well, if I still had hair. The watch is heavy, too. Yes, I had to have my seamstress wife sew up a custom PFD for it, should I both MOB and WOB (Man OverBoard and Watch OverBoard).

Why?

Because I’m a frugal sailor, that’s why! I can quickly figure out discounts—even the ‘steep discounts’ advertised on these pages—on my watch’s calculator. (In case you haven’t noticed, a lot of marine chandleries offer 3% discounts on their 2000-times-marked-up products.) Nice!

Plus, because of my watch’s calendar, I never miss appointments with my… er… my ‘massage therapist.’ This makes her happy-happy!

In addition, you’ll never miss another drug buy, er… er, appointment with your pharmacist either!

There are other advantages to an iWatch, especially for a marine journalist like myself. A lot of people want to kill me because I spew inane articles like this one—well, the literate ones that can read, anyway. Thus, if I’m murdered, the cops will immediately know TOD, Time of Death, before they sell my watch to the hackers who will drain its bank accounts, so my wife will receive no benefit for my existence—not that she ever has thus far. 

Yes, I have iSailor on my watch. All I have to do is ‘screen capture’ and my lat/lon position is saved forever… along with, of course, a digital record of my every orgasm. (Of course, I voluntarily share this salacious info with the voyeuristic Apple so they can ‘fund raise’ off it. Donald ain’t the only smart American, there’s Tim Cook too!)

The watch is wonderful for timing yacht race starts. It not only does the ‘time on distance’ bits beautifully, but with proper app integration, it will even reveal the video watching habits of prominent, passionate race committee members—extremely useful data if you’re called Into The Room for a protest hearing.

That’s right—if you’re about to get tossed out of a race for running into a competitor while on port tack—merely because the lucky bastard just happened to be on starboard—looking the chief international judge in the eye and saying under your breath ‘I, too, prefer reverse cowgirl!’ just might change the outcome of the protest!

Of course, my watch is useful for animated learning. I have my knots tied for me digitally, in cyberspace! How cool is that? (Another bonus: no chafe!) Plus, there are animated racing rules! And we haven’t even gotten to the Karma Sutra yet!

The ‘instant translation’ feature is quite useful, especially while cruising in Go-Go Asia. For instance, as I stroll through crowds in Sing-Sing-a-Pour, I have my watch automatically scream, “Make Money or Die! Make Money or Die!” in Mandarin. 

…then we all high-five each other. 

Far out, eh?

Why be merely greedy when, with the proper watch apps, you can be hyper-greedy!

Let’s face it—Blackberries and other smart phones are passé. 

Physical location is no longer important. I can do lots of intimate things (like divorce my wife, stop paying her alimony, even propose matrimony to my mistress… all from my Apple Watch and its Romance-on-the-Go app!

And the Wallet feature is divine. Not only can you board almost any bus or MRT train with just a press of its button; even local hitmen in Bangkok use Apple Pay! If you’re in the slums of Hong Kong and need a new kidney and aren’t particularly concerned about how that kidney was procured (why worry about the past, right?) use your watch!

Recently I was mugged—and, of course, asked my robber if he was using an Apple 9mm or Samsung 38?”

“…a Glock, actually,” the robber replied sadly, then inquired timidly, “This isn’t allowed in the AppleSphere?”

…obviously NOT!

I can’t wait for the AppleCar. Rumors from the Apple campus in California are that it will automatically run Tesla’s into the ditch if you have paid for the ‘F-Elon’ plug-in. (Where did his money go? Well, X marks the spot!)

We use the HOME features a lot to run our bilge pumps and change our Perkins engine’s lube oil. There are lots of uses for an Apple Watch other than just ego-tracking!

In Asia, we old folks are worshipped. I’d write more about this—but I forget the exact details! (For all you young folks snickering—as a young man I knew I was a rotten person but now that I’m old and my memory is fading… Well, every day I have a more virtuous opinion of myself!)

Garmin unveils Ultra High-Definition scanning sonar 

Anyway, my LUMI app constantly asks me about how much I exercise and how much I’ve cut back on sugar, but it can’t tell a ‘white lie’ from a black one. Thus, with a falsehood here and falsehood there, I score points that are then redeemable for healthy products at 7-Eleven stores. These products can hence be traded on the black market for herbs, spices, and various alkie products—far out, dude!

Plus, I get exercise running back and forth between stash houses pulling off these scams—a total win-win for me and my thrilled wife (who, admittedly, has never been exactly showered with presents!)

Now, some folks are worried about AI. Not me. 

For instance, I asked ChatGPT to delete any emails asking me for money or wanting me to pay back any money I owed… anyway, I haven’t had a time-wasting email since!

…actually, any email for that matter.

Yes, AI is better and more ego-flattering than a mirror. I ask my iPad almost every day, “Who is the best American writer alive today—and guess whose picture stares back at me? 

…yes, quite an ego-boost!

Of course, AI must be trained. For instance, it couldn’t understand why all my really, really good friends were filed, quite descriptively, in the folder GULLIBLE in my contacts. 

Of course, I don’t always have time to exercise due to such unexpected developments such as laziness and sloth. Thus, I often have my daughter’s maid ‘run-my-watch up a hill or two’ to keep my stats up. Yes, Apple watches put a premium on exercise—which is why so many too-rich users are seen idly shaking their left arm in the backseat of their limousines. 

Yes, there are numerous timers on the watch—you don’t want a poor equatorial maid dying of heat prostration, do you?

I particularly love the international time zone graph with day-and-night sine waves… how else would I know when I’m missing appointments in, say, Africa, Cocos Keeling, or in Madagascar?

I like the audio book feature too. I’ve written a dozen books—one of which got a glowing review in the late ‘70s. I play that review the entire time I’m cycling with my AirPods in. What writer can resist a fan fawning over them with such approval as, “Thanks for making the paper softer in your second book!”

…its things like that that keep a creative artist going!

Yes, it has a special Yachtsman Compass (with Joshua Slocum’s image on the watch face) that not only shows your yacht’s course and its angle of heel; but it remembers where you parked your car in the marina as well. 

Damn, that’s convenient! 

Not everything functions well. I ride my bike a lot, but the Cycle Tracking feature leaves a lot to be desired. Plus, there’s no way to explain to the app that neither I nor my bike ovulates!

I haven’t even tried the DEPTH feature. Frankly, I prefer to keep the dimensions of my depravity to myself. 

My heart rate during the start of a yacht race is extremely fast—too bad about my boat-speed. 

My iWatch has a ‘mindful meditation’ feature as well. But, really? I mean, even as old as I am, I can still remember to ogle the chicks! 

Did I point out the medication reminder? Of course, if I’d have had that gizmo in the 1960s, I wouldn’t be alive today. 

Some days, of course, I get tired of singing my own praises—that’s where podcasts-on-your-wrist come in handy… to hear other yachties singing my praises. (Well, only one podcast so far but, hey, I’m confident the number will grow)!

Yes, the Ultra 2 has a loud siren I can trigger in an instance—which I do if any Evangelicals stumble too close. (I’m not into religion because I obeyed one of the Ten Commands once—and, well, being truthful didn’t work for me!). 

Yes, I use the voice memo feature—but not the pedo-centric walkie-talkie feature which is so popular in parks and public bathrooms frequented by the trench coat set. 

I haven’t checked out the STOCKS feature because, hey, I don’t need to immobilize anyone’s head and hands. Yes, I’m extremely fond of the sleep app—especially if my wife asks me to take out the garbage. (“I’d love to honey—but my iWatch is in the middle of recording my REM sleep cycle!”)

The revamped Apple weather app is amazing. I get real-time weather updates for suitable ‘windows’ to screw off, go-missing, or get drunk.

There’s no end to the amazement of the new iPhone 15 either. You can have it remind you to insult your spouse every ten minutes—or even more often if the special ‘blonde’ mode is turned on. 

There’s even a ‘sextant option’ that allows you—if you raise your wrist to the lower limb of the sun—to adjust the index arm of your virtual Plath and thus determine the old fashion way if you’re at sea or still tied up to the dock. 

F’n A, right?

The Best Baked Apples

Did I mention the $1,200 life raft app? Amazing! I mean, only Apple could cram a six-man raft inside that tiny case!

While the life raft app needs to be recertified every twelve months (to check air pressure in the bottle and to replace the flashlight batteries, I guess)—I can’t wait to see the raft (version 2.0) inflate and make a fool of my skeptical wife!

I know, I know—just think of how many times Robin Knox Johnson could have sailed around the world if he’d had
an Apple Watch paired with an iCloud subscription? Dozens, maybe?

That’s it for now, faithful readers—I gotta find 5 volts and recharge!